Eurovision in Düsseldorf

We are preparing for the onslaught.

In 13 weeks and 3 days from now (there is, of course, a countdown on the official website) Düsseldorf will be hosting the Eurovision Song Contest and the preparations are in full swing. The local football club, Fortuna Düsseldorf, is vacating its stadium and moving into a “mobile stadium” next door for the period. The city is advertising for volunteer helpers, particularly those who speak minority languages, to support the various delegations. Düsseldorfers are registering online to rent out their spare rooms.You’d almost think we’d all become Swabians!

For those of us lucky enough to live in the city, there is good news and bad news.

The bad news is that the tickets for the final sold out within about 3 nanoseconds of them going on sale. So we’ll have to watch it on TV like everyone else. Or if we live around Stockum or Kaiserswerth, we could just open the window and listen.

Eurovision

The good news is that there will be plenty of great events around Eurovision which we will be able to join in. Obviously there are the “public viewings” – a word which mysteriously entered the German language during the 2006 World Cup and means anything from watching the TV in the pub to joining the masses in a public square where a giant screen has been set up.

There will also be a “fringe” (readers from Scotland will understand what I mean by that)  – the so-called Rahmenprogramm – including a Eurovision Song Contest for kids, flashmobs and the like. The city is currently polling the public for ideas.

Now, I happen to know for a fact that there are plenty of highly creative readers of this blog, so I’m throwing this one open to the public. What should we suggest to them?

Cliff Richard eternal youth makeover sessions? (With Lordi as make-up artists)

Puppet-on-a-string shows?

Vote rigging workshops?

Pure mathematics seminars on the “nul points” theory?

Ring-a-ding-a-ding bell-ringing contest?

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6 Comments

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6 responses to “Eurovision in Düsseldorf

  1. How about a national day of who-gives-a-rat’s-ass-about-Eurovision-Song-Contest? If they sold a browser blocker, I’d buy it.

  2. Naw, a true Canadian would call for free streaming of all Hockey Night in Canada games worldwide. 🙂

  3. MadHam

    A Eurovision Song contest for KIDS?! I hope they’re not serious…

    I think a brief lesson in geographical and political history will do wonders in teaching the kids why Russia is usually among the top three…or maybe they don’t want to know 😉

  4. The Eurovisionsong Contest 2011

    Check out our Semifinal Part 1 ratings! We r rating 10 songs every week in 5 categories! http://theeurovisionsongcontest.wordpress.com/2011/04/23/our-ratings-semifinal-part-1/

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