January has seen one of Germany’s most notorious serial killers back in action after a relatively long gap in activity. On January 13th a tanker carrying sulphuric acid overturned on the Rhine with the loss of two crew members.
The incident happened at the infamous Loreley rocks… a previous scene of similar events in history. As the alleged legend has it, a sinister Rhine maiden sits on the rocks and lures sailors to their doom with her magical singing.
I’m not sure what kind of profile the police are working with to catch this killer, but as an amateur sleuth, I can provide the following information.
Age: Around 210 years old, but definitely looks younger than that.
Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Blue
Distinguishing features: Exceptional singing voice
Current alias: Laura Ley
Clothing: None, not even in January
Last seen: On the harbour wall, looking a little grey…
If you see this woman at a river near you, turn up your iPod and sail on by. Do not, repeat do not approach this suspect. She is a dangerous psychotic killer.